THE MONKEYS - (MAN DIDN'T DESCEND FROM US!

THREE MONKEYS SAT IN A COCONUT TREE DISCUSSING  THINGS AS THEY'RE SAID TO BE
SAID ONE TO THE OTHER, NOW LISTEN YOU TWO THERE'S A CERTAIN RUMOR THAT CAN'T BE TRUE
THAT MAN DESCENDED FROM OUR NOBLE RACE, THE VERY IDEA IS A DIRE DISGRACE.

NO MONKEY EVER DESERTED HIS WIFE, STARVED HER BABIES, AND RUINED HER LIFE.
WHY YOU'VE NEVER KNOWN A MOTHER MONK TO LEAVE HER BABIES WITH OTHERS TO BUNK
AND PASS THEM AROUND FROM ONE TO ANOTHER.
TIL THEY SCARCELY KNOW WHO IS THEIR MOTHER.

ANOTHER THING YOU'LL NEVER SEE A MONK BUILD A FENCE AROUND A COCONUT TREE AND LET THE COCONUTS GO TO WASTE FORBIDDING ALL OTHER MONKEYS TO TASTE.

WHY IF I BUILT A FENCE AROUND THIS TREE, STARVATION WOULD FORCE YOU TO STEAL FROM ME.

THERE'S ANOTHER THING A MONK WON'T DO, GO OUT AT NIGHT AND GET ON A STEW AND USE A CLUB OR A GUN OR A KNIFE TO TAKE SOME OTHER MONKEY'S LIFE.

YES MAN DESCENDED, THE ONERY CUSS BUT BROTHER HE DIDN'T DESCEND FROM US.        (ANONYMOUS)  healthyhabitstoday.net   tomharriet@aol.com

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